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Why is that my pets? Because as soon as I arrive in the next town, I start immediately soliciting male furniture applicants. Why else would Mistress be inquiring so much about your height and weight? Those of you who like to brag about how much you can bench will quickly be assessed for your possible usefulness as my own personal home decor.

Why does Mistress prefer naked male furniture to the more standard kind?

The answer is simple. Beauty and versatility. Naked male furniture comes in light and dark “woods”, and blends with any decor. Naked male furniture can be dressed in a variety of slipcovers, preferably of the loincloth variety. These are easily tied around the waist and come in an endless array of styles and patterns from delicate yellow chintz to bold leopard. Loincloths also allow for a curious female guest to have a peek at the hardwood underneath as well as making the furniture slave vulnerable to some delightful assplay.

In South Beach, I often had fan holders or human tables for frozen drinks during the steamy Miami summers. Here in the deep South, the decor is decidedly more traditional, which means I employ a poker holder for the fireplace, a lovely vase holder for my fresh flowers and of course, a human footstool for my sexy feet. For an especially beautiful male slave there is always statue duty. I do so enjoy watching the sweat bead on the brow of a naked statue slave as he tries to hold his poses through a merciless cockteasing session.

Now for those of you who yearn to serve as my chair, stamina and lung capacity are especially important. These poor souls are often prone to passing out since many will try to inhale my sweet aroma and lick as much of my juices as possible, preferring my divine nectar to the very breath of life. Queening and face sitting are not for the weak.

Now that December is here I shall be soliciting applications for my human Christmas tree. Since this slave will be the center of attention at my tree trimming (ahem, perhaps trimming is not a good word here) party, this is a most favored position. Imagine my Mistress friends in attendance, dressed in all their holiday glitterati with lights and ornaments to hang on my new tree. It’s most important that this tree have firm stiff limbs suitable for hanging and be able to withstand some very intense cfnm tickling throughout the decoration process. Are you wondering where the star will go? That’s not for you to worry about, slave.

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