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Cockteasing Mistress Slumber Party in Vegas

Jasmine — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 11:09:27 +0000

Don’t you just wish you could be a part of all the cockteasing fun that we Mistresses have here in fabulous Las Vegas? After playing in the casino, we girls have decided to have a little betting action of our own right here in Mistress Scarlett‘s hotel room.

It’s a Mistress slumber party! Wednesday night at 1am EST, some of your favorite Mistresses will be gathered in Ms Scarlet’s hotel room, taking calls and having a stroke-a-thon. Between us girls, we’ll have a betting pool on which of our stroker-boys can stroke the longest. Of course there will be lots of tease and denial along the way.

For our cam-sluts, we’ll have having a small penis humiliation extravaganza. Make sure you bring a ruler and a magnifying glass if needed. There will be a prize for the smallest cock to be recorded. Bonus points if you have an object in the photo to compare it to.

For our humiliation loser-boys we’ll be having a contest to see who can do the most outrageous thing for us. You know how I love to play Mistress Sez. Imagine several of us all in one room inventing one humiliating task after another as you struggle.

For our sissy sluts we’ll have Lingerie Runway. Make sure you have your girliest outfit on. We will be judging and awarding prizes for the sluttiest, the girliest and the laciest.

For a special treat we’re going to have a guest star tranny in house, Mistress Bridgette. For those of you, who always wanted to suck a tranny cock, we’ll be letting Mistress Bridgette have a crack at you.

So step right up to the exploitation stage and strike a pose. We’ll be watching on cam.

For a phone sex session with Empress Jasmine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card

http://ratemycall.com

Cum Drinking Champion

Jasmine — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 02:05:11 +0000

Cum Drinking Champion

When I started the Cum Drinking Game after Vegas, I had no idea it would take off the way it did. Apparently there are cum guzzling sluts everywhere, all eager for the chance to roll the dice and maybe end up with a mouthful of jizz for My amusement. Ah, the things My pets will do to amuse Me. You know how Mistress likes to be entertained.

Chug-a-Lug, my sweet Southern cum-drinking whore has set the known record for drinking 10 loads of his own cum for Mistress in one sitting.

“How did he do it?” you ask incredulously. Truthfully, the hard part for Chug was saving up the 10 loads. A man who once started drinking cum to please his Mistress has now found himself so addicted to swallowing his own jizz that he can hardly keep from downing that shot glass right after blowing his load.

After much perserverance, Chug managed to save his 10 loads and wait until Mistress was available to play with him, making him stroke and swallow every last drop. Chug “came” through like a champ, gulping every drop of those 10 loads, before blowing his eleventh, which he dutifully squirted into his little cum drinking shot glass for the next round.

The gaunlet has been thrown. Are there any challengers who seek to knock Chug’s Cum Drinking Slut tiara off his pretty head? If you think you have the cojones, post here so ol’ Chug can see who’s giving him a run for his money. I know you’re out there.

Here are some items you should think about bringing to the table when you play. They can certainly make the game interesting.

nipple clamps

plastic clothespins

lube

something to stuff in your naughty little bottom

dildo

small vibrator

party hat or tiara (did I mention I like to be amused?)

Start saving your loads in the freezer. Empress Jasmine’s Cum Drinking Contest will run from Sept 22nd to Sept 30th. The winner will get a customized Cum Drinking Shot Glass (not pictured). The winner will be determined by maximum number of loads, though points and honorable mention will be given to those little strokers who amuse me showing off their toys.

A little nervous about doing a straight shot of your own seed? Check out Mistress Vivian’s cum recipe for Cum Strawberry Parfait.

If you want to enter the contest, just post a comment at the end of this blog, so Chug can see just how badly you plan to beat him. Make sure you put how many loads you’re planning to drink and what a little cumslut you really are.

For a phone sex session with Empress Jasmine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card

http://ratemycall.com

Lucky Charms and the Big Black Cock

Jasmine — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:07:46 +0000

Last night I had the pleasure of watching some USDA prime rib stroke off on cam. A CFNM fantasy come true. But wasn’t he Irish, you ask? Well, black Irish. Lucky Charms showed me just how lucky he was when he stripped off those shamrock boxers and started stroking his big black cock for me on cam. Mistress is such a voyeur: she loves to watch her strokerboys. While Lucky Charms seemed a little shy at first, it wasn’t long before he flashed me that dazzling smile and went for the big reveal.

Let me tell you the Navy is doing a fine job shaping these young men. Lucky proceeded to strip under My command, revealing his sculpted deltoids, bulging biceps and totally spankable bottom. Of course, Mistress couldn’t resist a little anal stuffing in that naughty little hole. I could tell you what I made him stick in there, but then I’d have to kill you. State secrets. You understand.

I will tell you that Lucky had an ass made for punsishment and even volunteered for some good old-fashioned coat hanger spanking. I had to stop Myself since I couldn’t rely on the usual tell-tale red
spanking marks I like to see on a nice round bottom. Mistress had to make sure he was still fit for duty.

While the actual length of Lucky’s King Dong is classified, after watching the big hot load he shot, I will never look at a bottle of Elmer’s glue the same way again. It’s hard to believe I get paid for this sometimes.

Lucky, we appreciate your service in the Armed Forces. Now that you’ve been age verified by dispatch, Mistress is giving you a free 10 minute Sexy Texting session to show Her appreciation. Anchors Aweigh, Lucky!

Click to Listen: Stroke On Cam

For a phone sex session with Empress Jasmine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card

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How small is it Funnyboy- small cock on stage

Jasmine — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 08:18:17 +0000

This blog is dedicated to Funnyboy, a real live comedian who enjoys small penis humiliation. A wet dream come true for a Mean Mistress with my black sense of humor. Funnyboy, if you really want them rolling in the aisles, you should just unzip your pants, like you did for me, and show them that little mosquito bite between your legs. Of course, you will need the extra laughs because if you keep sending out pics measuring your little cock with the company ruler, you’ll most likely be quitting your day job pretty soon. Funnyboy, in your honor, I have:

Your cock is soooo small…

You get your cock rings from the orthodontist

You stop eating when you spill pink jellybeans in your lap

Your last girlfriend thought you had 3 testicles

You cringe when you watch them stomping grapes

You get penis envy when you look at a light switch

You flipped the ruler around to the centimeters side hoping for a bigger number

You need 2 hands to stroke off; one to hold the magnifiying glass. In fact, you think Inspector Clouseau is a chronic masturbator.

The leprechauns have been showing you up at the urinal again.

You keep hoping they’ll make an anatomically correct Barbie doll.

You realized you should become a comedian.

Remember Funnyboy, we’re not laughing AT you. We’re laughing at your small cock.

Click to Listen-Let Mistress See That Small cock

For a phone sex session with Empress Jasmine, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card

http://ratemycall.com

John Melloncock: Fruit stroker

Jasmine — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:43:44 +0000

As soon as I heard this phone sex caller’s name, I told him he was just begging to be blogged about.   And why, do you ask, did this caller give himself such a pseudonym?   Apparently the object of his affections has managed to make him the object of ridicule through various exhibitionist dares.

A Mistress after my own heart, she bet him a month of sexual servitude from her AND her luscious friend against his month of puppet slavery to the both of them.   The dare?   Go through the famous named coffeehouse drive-thru where 2 of her accomplices- known friends were working, while completely naked with nothing but a melon encasing his cock.

Now you can imagine the giggles from myself and the lovely Empress Violet as we contemplated the possibilities of perhaps just encasing the exhibitionist cock in a paper coffee cup, noting that these fancy coffee cups are labeled just like condoms.   There is no small; only tall, grande and venti. That means even the smallest exhibitionist can pay too much for coffee and proudly wear even the tall cup over his tiny cock.

Nonetheless, melons are all the rage this season, says Jon as he proceeds to put the phone down low so that Empress Violet and I can hear the melon fucking live. “Oh, it sounds so juicy!” Empress Violet exclaimed in her sweet sultry voice.   “That’s a personal sized watermelon” he proclaimed proudly of his conquest.

Jon has also tried cantaloupes, hollowed out cucumbers and banana peels. I couldn’t help but envision him making the rounds on a nippy October night and getting tons of jack-o-lantern head. Too bad we just missed Halloween…

Christmas is coming, so give me a call at 800-601-6975 and tell me about your favorite holiday stroking fruit or vegetable during our next phone sex humiliation session.