Greetings from Colorado, where the men shave their legs and the women do not. I’ve moved in with Mistress Brianna for a little while out here and have been soaking up the sunshine. As you know, Mistress Jasmine is not in a new town for . . . → Read More: The Trouble with Cock Teasing New Houseboys]]>

Our new pet was initiated as a proper pantyslut, sporting a pair of indigo lacey stretch boyshorts. (Don’t you just love how boyshorts are anything but masculine?) Ah, there’s nothing like a little erotic humiliation to put a slave in the right mindset.

Freshly pink, he went about his duties of cooking and cleaning with remarkable efficiency despite Mistress Brianna’s and my constant teasing. The striped sissy apron he wore did little to conceal his aching cock which was edged several times for Our amusement.

Now, we gave him an apron for two reasons: 1) to remind him of his place and 2) because we directed him to cook bacon. Not that a little bacon spatter wouldn’t be a vastly entertaining form of CBT but Mistress chooses to be merciful in the beginning.

Our new footslave cooked us a delicious meal, then sat on his little pink cushion in the livingroom, rubbing our perfectly pedicured feet while we ate. We finished up with a lovely tease and denial session for our after dinner entertainment, complete with nipple clamps and ice cubes. Such a glorious afternoon.

All was well until later that night when I heard a terrible squealing noise from the shower. Mistress Brianna, famous for Her silky smooth alabaster skin, had been performing her nightly skin care ritual of slathering herself with coconut oil. She was none too amused to discover that, to a delirious cock-teased footslave, a glass jar of virgin coconut oil looks exactly like a bacon grease jar. She had covered her shapely shoulders, her beautiful breasts and lovely long legs in bacon grease!

Now I would have helped her scrub it off but I was paralyzed by the uncontrollable fits of laughter. Had our pet still been at the apartment, I would have made him lick it off, though this stunt earned him his new name- Kermit. (Seriously, have you ever noticed how much Mistress Brianna has in commmon with Miss Piggy? Blazing blue eyes, lucious curves, a mean karate chop…and now, they both smell like pork.) In fact, I’ll give 10 free minutes to anyone who sends Mistress Brianna some Miss Piggy paraphernalia before Halloween- i.e. blonde wig, feather boa, opera length gloves, sparkly shoes. (She is sooo going to kill me for that.) She’s so athletic, I can’t glamourize her alone and she doesn’t have a Halloween costume yet.

As for Kermit, I don’t suppose I’ll be too hard on him, after all, being teased by two sexy Mistresses is enough to make a submissive’s head explode. Of course if you think you’re man enough to handle both of Us at once, you can usually find Us on most nights after 8pm EST. Make sure you bring an apron, just in case.

I love weddings. Champagne…dancing…and of course, a beautiful wedding dress. It’s a shame that most wedding dresses only get to have one fabulous night, and are then forever banished to a dark closet for 20 years or so.

As any good sissy girl, like Helena Toys R US, knows, it’s no . . . → Read More: You’re Not Alone, Wedding Dress Guy]]>

I love weddings. Champagne…dancing…and of course, a beautiful wedding dress. It’s a shame that most wedding dresses only get to have one fabulous night, and are then forever banished to a dark closet for 20 years or so.

As any good sissy girl, like Helena Toys R US, knows, it’s no fun in the closet. So who better to shake out that wedding dress, and go have a good time in it, than a bridal sissy? For all you feminized sluts tittering on 5 inch stilettos and tight mini-skirts, consider the advantages of flouncing around in 20 yards of white satin. So I give you

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  1) Everyone will assume it’s your day.
  
  When you’re a Mistress, every day is your day, but little dicked losers can always rely on being decked out in lace and sequins to make the world cater to them.
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  2) You can fit a whole body worshipping slave under that huge skirt with the right hoop slip.
  
  I prefer mine with a leash and collar tethered to my garterbelt to keep him in line.

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  3) You get to start the conga line.
  While I don’t have any trouble finding a man with a Latina ass worship fantasy to follow my beautiful ass in time to the rhythm, no one can refuse the white dress.

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  4) All eyes will be on you.

• 5) It is the ultimate in forced feminization.

• 6) You get to wear a tiara.
• 7) You can wear ballet slippers underneath and dance the night away.
  From the Electric Slide to the Chicken Dance ballet slippers are so much more comfortable.

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  Delicate lacey white bridal lingerie.
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  9) The dollar dance.
  Why should strippers have all the fun? A beautiful bride can make a small fortune by dancing with all the guys and letting them stuff money into her plunging neckline.

  So Helena, you may not get to take your wife’s wedding dress with you when you go, but that’s the perfect reason for Mistress to send you out shopping for your very own. Mistress will be right behind you when you start that conga line. Asi se manea!

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