How small is it Funnyboy- small cock on stage

This blog is dedicated to Funnyboy, a real live comedian who enjoys small penis humiliation. A wet dream come true for a Mean Mistress with my black sense of humor. Funnyboy, if you really want them rolling in the aisles, you should just unzip your pants, like you did for me, and show them that little mosquito bite between your legs. Of course, you will need the extra laughs because if you keep sending out pics measuring your little cock with the company ruler, you’ll most likely be quitting your day job pretty soon. Funnyboy, in your honor, I have:

Your cock is soooo small…

You get your cock rings from the orthodontist

You stop eating when you spill pink jellybeans in your lap

Your last girlfriend thought you had 3 testicles

You cringe when you watch them stomping grapes

You get penis envy when you look at a light switch

You flipped the ruler around to the centimeters side hoping for a bigger number

You need 2 hands to  stroke off; one to hold the magnifiying glass. In fact, you think Inspector Clouseau is a chronic masturbator.

The leprechauns have been showing you up at the urinal again.

You keep hoping they’ll make an anatomically correct Barbie doll.

You realized you should become a comedian.

Remember Funnyboy, we’re not laughing AT you. We’re laughing at your  small cock.