You Might Be Gay

Dear Empress Jasmine,

I’ve been sneaking peeks at trannies and gay porn when my wife isn’t home. I love my wife, but I’m worried. Am I gay?

-Wondering in Wisconsin

Dear Wondering,

This is the age old question for many of you. Remember, just because you suck a cock doesn’t mean you’re gay, especially if you do so under the direction of a beautiful Mistress. Since so many of you are pondering this same thing, I’ve devised a little quiz with some ways to tell if you might be gay.

Cocksucker Quiz: Am I Gay?

If you have a lisp and you are not from Spain….you might be gay.

If you and your college roomate like to watch porn and jerk off together…you’re ok.

If you start sucking his cock while watching .. you’re gay and you’re a really great friend.

If you get fooled by a beautiful tranny because she is sucking your cock like no other… you’re ok.

If you get fooled by a beautiful tranny while you’re between her legs swallowing a big hot load…you’re only fooling yourself, my friend.

If you invite some hot young stud from the Cuckold Me .com to come fuck your wife… you’re ok. If you invite him over on the night she’s at bridge club…you’re probably gay.

If you sneak into the hamper to put on your wife’s silky black panties while stroking your cock… you’re ok.

If you rifle through her dresser for the one pair of pink lacies that doesn’t make your sissy ass look too big…you’re probably gay.

In the end, Mistress Jasmine prefers not to label- after all a gay man can suck a cock hard for me as well as a straight one, if not better. Do you have an uncontrollable urge to be forced to suck cock by a beautiful dominant woman? I’m an equal opportunity Mistress. Call Me.

Find yourself needing advice? Send all letters to empress.jasmine@gmail.com
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